OK, this isn't a picture of the woman who shoplifted, but I had to give you a visual! A 67-year-old woman in Florida went into a grocery store last Friday dressed in a full turkey costume and proceeded to stuff the turkey with over $1,500 worth of merchandise. She wasn't exactly operating on the down low so store employees caught on and called the police. Irene Leonhard was arrested for grand theft. There's your stupid criminal story for the day. You just can't trust a turkey.