Awkwardly Waiting for the Workplace Bathroom Key!

This is the bathroom key here at Townsquare Media Portland. As you can see, it is a rubber chicken attached to the key ring by having its legs wrapped in Duct Tape. There is also an emergency Samuel Adams bottle opener on the bathroom key ring. Apparently there's some bathroom drinking going on here at work. Yum.

After a long show and 2 cups of coffee, I decided to "powder my nose". This was the sight that awaited me. Kinky rubber chicken/bottle opener was M.I.A. from the Command Strip hanger. That meant the awkward wait for a co worker to return with the only bathroom key that we have.

I was waiting at the front desk when a happy, "relieved" Mike Marcello swept in to return the key. It's awkward. I stopped hopping on one foot and snatched it from his hands.

Even though our good looking Sales Manager has excellent personal hygiene, I must admit that I take it to the next level when sharing a public bathroom key. I'm not sure if anyone else at work does this, but I actually slather hand sanitizer on it before using it. I'm not sure if this antibacterial works on rubber chickens, but it makes me feel less yucky about touching it.

Do you go through this at your workplace? Is your bathroom key as embarrassing as ours to discourage us from stealing it? Comment on our Fan Page or tweet #workpottykey

We once had a Portland Pirates hockey puck as a key ring.

Celeste