“Bull At Large” in Harrington This Weekend Has Been Caught

It was a wild weekend in the small town of Harrington. A bull was on the loose. It killed a cat, destroyed a mo-ped and actually tried to get into someone's house! The bull was caught and put in a stray field with a cow. Then the bull escaped again and took the cow with him! Finally, " ...Contact was made with the Bull's owner, and reinforcements, in the forms of friends and persons familiar with that particular bull, were sent over to mitigate the situation and all was well. No charges are expected."

There are too many "bull" jokes to even do here. Maybe Harrington should start their own Running of the Bulls!  Thanks to the Maine State Police for all they do.