Oh, it's ON this morning. Celeste and I are showing off our weird Christmas tree ornaments. On the left, you'll see Celeste's hand-made "Tattooed Baby China Doll Arms" that scream FREAKSHOW to me. On the right, you'll see my (also hand made) 4th Grade Art Class Christmas Ornament from 1973. The red blob on it is a 40 year old petrified piece of Dentyne gum. I say it's lovely, heartwarming and cute. Celeste threw up in her mouth when she saw it. So...as usual, we will leave it up to the fine people of Maine to decide. Which of these two ornaments is the weirdest? Got one even weirder?