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Where are the Losing Team’s Super Bowl Shirts?
Logo Merchandise is big business in sports. Before games are even played, winning apparel is printed for both teams. All four of our major American sports leagues- MLB, NFL, NBA and NHL- require the destruction of the incorrect post-season apparel...
You’re More Likely to Get Dumped Today, Than Any Other!
Valentine's Day puts a lot of pressure on "relationships". Did you imagine my fingers doing air quotes? If you have been in a comfortable "Netflix and chill" situation, you may lose your squeeze today. Today is Red Tuesday! The Tuesday before Valentine&a…
Snowblower Safety Tips!
Using a snowblower is the preferred method of snow removal for many. There's less exertion than shoveling, and it cleans up your driveway so nicely! However, it isn't without it's risks.
Snowblower safety:

Keep your hands away from moving parts
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Super Bowl Rings Are Mind Blowing! Amazing Facts!
I love a sport that rewards hard work with jewelry!
Super Bowl Championship rings are highly coveted, here's more about them:

The New England Patriots created the biggest ring yet when they won Super Bowl XXXIX, that ring is a whopping 110 grams
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Super Bowl Losers Trash Their Cell Phones!
Cell phones belonging to fans of the losing Super Bowl team often meet a tragic end! A new study found that when a team loses a Super Bowl, the number of smashed phones needing repair jumps up by 200%. It's a rough day for Panther fans' cell phones...
Double Dipping, the Truth! [VIDEO]
Potato chips and baby carrots can be the vehicle of many germs if fellow party goers decide to double dip. I will loudly comment and "out" a double dipper, don't think that I'll let you slide! You will be OFF my Christmas card list and may even be blackballed from the sna…
Super Bowl Prop Bets!
Prop bets are the ridiculous bets that online sports books offer up for the Super Bowl. I love these because fans like myself, who don't even understand the game, can bet and possibly be right and win money! Cool! My gut tells me that it will be red Gatorade being poured over the winning coach.…
How to Safely Shovel Snow!
Is it really all in the wrist? For some, shoveling snow is a necessity, but learn how to do it safely. Maybe you shouldn't be doing it at all! Snow shoveling is responsible for about 100 deaths a year. During the snowstorm last week, 18 people died in the Chicago area alone during snow sho…
The Differences Between Ibuprofen and Acetaminophen.
Yesterday I was carrying an armful of laundry down to the basement and slipped. I bounced down three stairs on my tailbone. Yikes!!! I'll get an x ray later today to see if it is broken, but in the meantime I needed something for the swelling and pain...
Fab Beer Hacks! [VIDEO]
If you're looking for a cold beer Saturday night, no worries! We got you! A handful of tickets are still available for the evening session of Portland On Tap at the Cross Insurance Center! Get info and tickets here! Come taste over 100 of America's best beers, groove to live music and hang…

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