Celeste’s Craigslist Find of the Day, Wicked Pricey Cat
This cat is pretty and fluffy and his owner likes to punk him by posting Craigslist adds to sell him. I bet the cat laughed so freakin' hard when he read it!Wait, what..Flea Bag doesn't read? Oh well, still funny to me. I'm going to make an offer anyway. How much would you take for your pet? I have a dog that doesn't always pull her weight around the house, maybe I could get some shoe shopping money for her...
I am worth eleventy-seven trabillion dollars and 2 bottle caps,