...and everybody on board the Blimp diner's got their elastic waistband pants on. Just give us some elbow room and everything will be fine...

At a banquet, circa 890. (Hulton Archive/Getty Images)

The "Counting The Carbs" Menu: "Strawberry Fields Forever" + "Glass Onion" - The Beatles / "Margaritaville" + "Cheeseburger In Paradise" - Jimmy Buffett / "Hot Dog" + "The Lemon Song" - Led Zeppelin / "Brown Sugar" + "Salt Of The Earth" - The Rolling Stones / "Crimson And Clover" + "Sweet Cherry Wine" - Tommy James & The Shondells

Tomorrow (Wed., 3/1): As Maine Restaurant Week gets underway, we'll be dishing out The "Counting The Carbs -- Appetizer Edition" Menu; it won't be just cheese 'n' crackers, uh uh, and remember: Classic Lunch take-out orders can be placed here on the web site and the WBLM Facebook page, y'know. Beats picking one of those numbers from that silly little machine and then standing around...