This didn't happen anywhere else in the universe, we're pretty sure...

(Courtesy of Sire Records)

The Annual "Out Of The Ordinary Christmas Classics!" Menu: "Jingle Bells" - Fats Domino / "All I Want For Christmas" - Timbuk 3 / "I've Got Some Presents For Santa" - Sarah Taylor & Billy Mumy / "Yellin' At The XMas Tree" - Billy Idol / "White Christmas" - The Drifters / "Elvis Is Coming Back For Christmas" - Pat Godwin / "Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight)" - The Ramones / "Every Day Will Be Like A Holiday" - Reckless Sleepers / "Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney" - Ella Fitzgerald / "A Christmas Story" - The Fools / "Christmas Wrapping" - The Waitresses / "XMas At The K-Mart" - Root Boy Slim & The Sex Change Band / "Rockin' Santa Claus" - The Martells / "A Child's Christmas" - Albert Brooks

Everybody here at Classic Lunch hopes you find peace and love, "...And to all, a Good Night!"

Oh, yeah: * * *  G O   P A T S !!! * * *