Well, some anyway...

(Courtesy of EMI America Records)

The "Artists Who Have Never Recorded Christmas Music" Menu: "Wish You Were Here" + "Fearless" - Pink Floyd / "Freeze-Frame" + "Sanctuary" - The J. Geils Band / "Intruder/(Oh) Pretty Woman" + "And The Cradle Will Rock..." - Van Halen / "Let It Loose" + "It's Only Rock And Roll" - The Rolling Stones / "Working Man" + "New World Man" - Rush

"Dear Santa, Before I explain, how much do you know already?" - Anonymous

Tomorrow (Wed., 12/5), The "Anatomically Correct" Menu. There's lots of reasons for this, come up with your own. And don't forget to send your Classic Lunch rants and demands to the web site here and WBLM Facebook page. Then go lie down...