It's this or stretchy-pants, and we really dislike those...

(Courtesy of Columbia Records)

The "Counting The Carbs For Christmastime" Menu: "Strange Brew" - Cream + "Hungry" - Eric Clapton / "The Lemon Song" + "Custard Pie" - Led Zeppelin / "Ice Cream Man" + "Poundcake" - Van Halen / "Kow Kow Calqulator" + "Wild Mountain Honey" - The Steve Miller Band / "Mother Popcorn" (live) + "Milk Cow Blues" - Aerosmith

"Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer conglomerates. Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? It's a beautiful world all right." - Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes

Tomorrow (Wed., 12/19), The "Come Fly With Me!" Menu. Hmmm, looks like there's lots more visiting to do for Christmas coming up than we first thought! Send your Classic Lunch wish lists to the web site here or WBLM Facebook page and just try and stay on the nice list, okay, s'really not that hard...