Well, we gotta face it. The 2017 season opener at Gillette on Thursday after raising the 5th Super Bowl Championship banner didn't go the way we all had envisioned it.

Our old pal Fitzy sarcastically looks on the bright side saying,

"Not having to worry about an undefeated season and all of the annoyances therein...check. Thank God we rid ourselves of THAT horrendous burden...Right?"

He sums up Game One against Kansas City as,

"What started out as all kinds of awesome was by the end, total Disasterpiece Theater."

This is absolutely not the way we wanted to see things begin and we might getting panicky. But remember, these are the miraculous New England Patriots. They'll "Do Their Job" and fix what ever needs fixing. Watch as Fitzy belches his way through his Wicked Pissah Opener-Cast and puts it all in a perspective that every Pats fan will understand.