I had so much fun, last week, scrolling through the Missed Connections section on Craigslist!  Curiosity has gotten the best of me, again...so here I go again.  I hope I can make assist on a love connection...

Goodwill in Augusta...
You work at night . You are a pretty middle age blonde lady. Just was want to say you are pretty damn sexy!!

Years ago in Augusta/Skowhegan...
Years ago I was in a store, meeting someone. You came in, I believe you had your daughter with you, you were in Skowhegan visiting your parents. You sat next to me and we talked, you called the store and asked for me, but we couldn't chat. Tell me what I was driving. I've thought about you a lot. Hope this works.

Red Box at Windham Hannaford...
was a little tongue twisted when I turned around to the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in Windham - they make it so easy

Tattooed & Moody in Augusta...
I see you all the time at circle k/shell on state street in Augusta. You are really handsome have glasses and lots of tattoos. You usually have a moodys collison center hoodie on. We exchange smiles but I have never gotten the courage to speak to you but would love to get to know you. If you feel the same tell me what model and color truck you drive so I know its you.

Auburn Police Officer...or any officer for that matter...
So, I have seen you around town a lot. Mostly during the day... I don't live in Auburn, but I work there. You have dark hair, but you wear a hat a lot. Late 20's I am assuming, great shape. Vague, I know, but we have never interacted and I have only seen you from a distance, so I'm trying my best! You are very sexy though, and I would love to explore what is underneath that uniform :) Maybe I am a badge bunny... but I am not looking for anything serious or long term. If you are married or attached, it doesn't bother me. Or perhaps there is another officer somewhere reading this that might be interested... I'm open to that! I am 26, dark hair, short and slim. Let's chat a bit and see where it goes, our secret! :)

Prettiest Girl In Staples...
You always are able to turn my projects around quickly. You have the prettiest face of any one I've ever seen working in Staples Copy Center.  I don't know if you are single, but I'd like to have coffee with you if you are.  Tell me the last project you worked on for me so I know it's you.