It's Halloween and New Hampshire comedian Juston McKinney has a hilarious take on neighbors who hand out 'FUN-SIZE' candies, or even worse, FRUIT and those people who pretend their not home when trick-or-treaters invade the yard.  He hilariously parodies political attack ads with this fake commercial promoting his house as place where there's always "Candy You Can Count On".  Before you send the kids out, they need to be properly informed about the right candy-date (see what we did there) to choose tonight.