Petition to Change Presidential Anthem to “Smooth”

Seriously...it's on the White House Website:

We, the undersigned, call on the President of the United States to change the official Presidential anthem from "Hail to the Chief" to Santana ft. Rob Thomas' "Smooth".

It needs 100,000 signatures to be taken seriously. We're at 259 as of this morning.

Playing Smooth shall precede the appearance of the president at official functions and gatherings. The song shall be performed by an appropriate live band when appropriate. (Ideally, Carlos Santana and Rob Thomas.) Sooo...that would mean no more "Hail To The Chief"

SMOOTH? Hey, I'm all for making a Santana tune the Presidential Anthem. But if we're going there, let's go all the way: