This is my buddy Mark Curdo. He's a D.J. on WCYY and not without experience pouring and drinking beer. But these beer truck taps turn a seasoned beer consumer into a wet mess real quick! We were working together at the Shipyard beer taps and we both went home needing a shower and extra strength laundry detergent! I thought I was prepared. I remember pumping the tap at keg parties, what happened?! I looked like I had just done the ice bucket challenge and all I had to show for it was a line up of foamy beer waiting to be topped off. 'Aint nobody got time for that!!!

Specialist Michelle Hutchins was called in for an emergency training session. Curdo and I caught on, but not without getting abso-freaking soaked. Don't learn from our mistake, because well, clearly we suck. Here's some help for you from the Better Beer Society. It could save you a load of laundry one day.

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I'm messy enough drinking it, I'll leave the pouring of the beer to the professionals. That bar tending certificate did get me my job here, so I guess it wasn't a complete waste of time.