The Guru

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20 Questions for The Guru     1) How would your mother describe you in one word?       Velcro.   2) What is your favorite flower?      Whole wheat.   3) What is the most insane question you've ever been asked?      "You still doin' the radio?"   4) What word in the english language do you wish you had invented?      Nipple.   5) Where would you like to live?     In a farmhouse with The BLM Band.   6) What is the first quote that comes to your mind?     "Good to see you back in men's clothes again." -Paul Barrette   7) What animal best describes the kind of girl you'd be interested in?      Cougar.   8) What do you miss about your childhood?      Laughing till soda comes out my nose when somebody farts.(Wait a minute, that never stopped.)   9) If you could change your name, what would you change it to?      Rodney Alan Rippy   10) What is the main fault in your character?      I care a little too much about other people.   11) Who is your favorite historical figure?      Jim Henson   12) Describe how you kiss in one word?      Alot.   13) If you met the right girl today, would you propose tomorrow?      I'd bring her home to my wife and propose a sleepover.   14) What in the world do you least desire?      A well manicured lawn.   15) What is your most memorable rock moment?     Being introduced to Jimmy Page in person by Chris Robinson.   16) What did you say Jimmy Page?      Thank you.(What else canya say?)   17) What is your most embarassing rock moment?      Monsters of Rock at Oxford Plains 1988     I had the dubious distinction of going onstage to announce to an angry crowd of thosands, in the pouring rain, that they would  have  to wait another hour for The Scorpions to start. Naturally, I was booed and given the finger(or fingers). So I told the crowd to "F*** OFF( Amplified for all of Oxford County to hear.) You were there too, huh. Yep, that was me.          18) What was first concert you ever saw?      ZZ Top/Sammy Hagar Eliminator Tour 1983   19) What radio station did you listen to growing up?      WBLM fm stereo 108...really.   20) Finish this sentence: "Happiness is a thing called..."      Happiness.