“Somewhat Friendly” Portland, Maine Pub is Hiring — Read Their Snarky Craigslist Ad
Anyone who has ever cozied up to the bar at The Snug knows the place isn’t quite right. The bartender Michelle has been voted Best Bartender in Portland, like, a million years in a row and it’s not necessarily because she makes a mean Jameson and ginger (she does, though). If you like your adult beverage with a healthy garnish of snark and uncomfortable potty humor, then The Snug is your new favorite neighborhood bar.
Now you can become a thread in the fabric of The Snug’s legacy by applying to be their part-time bar manager. The Craigslist ad has all the details in full Snug-Snark fashion.
Somewhat friendly, neighborhood bar seeks part-time managerial-like person for a position that defies logic.
If the first line catches your eye, keep reading. The job requirements are… unique.
Some of our favorite highlights of the ad include:
The ideal candidate should be tech-competent (with iOS, clearly…we’re not monsters).
…Please respond to this ad with your contact information, the name of the celebrity you most resemble, an extremely brief description of your qualifications [no resumes, please], and your favorite joke.
…An associate degree in Defacement Abatement [aka Sharpie Removal Expert or Tagging Painter Overer].
Please, for the love of all things Irish and alcoholic, read this entire ad if you need something to fill your empty, humorless day. It’s just too good.