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The Zombie Apocalypse is on! According to a new survey, the average person wakes up at 6:30 a.m., leaves for work around 7:20, begins to feel human at about 8:40, but is not completely awake until 9:40! A scary amount of people don't even remember their drive into work, 60%...

Every now and then I have a real whopper of a work nightmare! It usually involves mucky-mucks showing up and there is no music in the studio, coming in and finding strangers working here and sometimes I dream that I have forgotten to go to work...

Don't turn in to a Ho Ho Ho at your holiday party! According to a new survey more than HALF of us have made out with a coworker at the office Christmas party! Woa, it's gone farther than that because 39% have had sex at the party. Most likely spots were parking lot and conference room...

It's Cyber Monday and and if you get busted by your boss while doing some online shopping, I have an excuse! It's actually a good use of company time, because leaving the office to go buy this stuff at a store would take much more time away from your productivity...

I run late. I find 3 other things that I ABSOLUTELY have to do as I run out the door. You do that too? However, the other morning I was not awake enough to see that there was something seriously off with my clock. This oversight caused me to be ten minutes late...

This weekend my dad, Ben, taught his grand daughter how to paint a wall. I had to take a picture, because this is a rite of passage in our family. My Great grandfather, Sam, taught my grandfather, Albert, who taught my father, Ben, who taught my brothers and brother-in-law, Billy, Bobby and Cory...

I've always been impressed by two little words. Home Office. Someone is important to have  a space dedicated to work! I can't even get time alone in the bathroom. This janky set up is MY version of a home office. A torn-up Minnie Mouse table, a box of tissues for my cold, and a glass of wine...

The math makes sense, but it doesn't make it any easier to deal with! Because kids are back in school, our morning commutes have gotten longer and more frustrating. Once the school year starts up, getting into work takes us 30% longer because there are more cars and busses on the road...

Can an unhappy workplace be fixed with money? A new survey asked if a miserable employee would rather get a $5,000 raise, or a new boss. A whopping 28% of people would rather have a new boss than take the money! Alternately, would you be willing to take a $5,000 pay cut to be happier at work...

First of all, this list has nothing to do with the fact that I might not be at work Wednesday. But I have been thinking...

Here are some pretty cool, harmless pranks. If you are thinking of expanding your pranking to your workplace, let me be the voice of reason that prevents you from getting fired! Stuff to think about: Consider the level of embarrassment and disruption your prank will cause Will there be any long term consequences ... Read More ...

Uh Oh. What have I done?! Head in hands, many have regretted posting something online, THAT NEVER GOES AWAY! According to a new survey this isn't a "now and then" sort of thing, we keep doing it! The average person has posted 17 things on social media that they regret...

Even though small amounts of pot for recreational use is legal in some areas of Blimpville, you can still get fired for failing a drug test at work. Make sure you've read your employer's drug-testing policy carefully if you are planning on taking a puff.