Even though most of the sentences we've heard in his one-of-a-kind reports over the years are punctuated with F-in' colorful adjectives, you know he is actually able to keep it clean here and there. Not just clean, but truly poetic!
Since we're finally all done bitchin' about the snow, it's time to start complaining about it being too friggin' hot and of course the threat of thundah boomahs tearin' through. So we thought you might wanna be prepared with the Hillbilly's Severe Weather Alert.
If you're planning on venturing into the woods and foraging ferns for yourself by a riverside, make sure you don't touch the poison ivy like 'Ma Derelict' did. This one's got 30,000 views and counting on the Ma and Pa Derelict Facebook page!