The Hillbilly Fireworks Warning “F-In’ Smahtin’ Up.” [NSFW]

As the Hillbilly says, “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”  We can always count on the Hillbilly Weatherman to tell it like it is.

Remember a few summers ago when a Maine man died tragically after a firework was lit off the top of his head? After that sad news got around, there was talk of banning fireworks.

Then along came our favorite foul-mouthed forecaster with some wicked funny common sense advice in this report from July 2015.

Like the looks of that cocktail he's sippin' to stay cool? Here's how to make it. Please stay away from the fireworks when your enjoying the ‘Sauce’.