The Story of the Too Tall Coffee Cup

Has this happened to you? My cup is too big to fit in the single serve coffee maker! AAAaaarrrgh!!! I shake my fists at the sky as the caffeine withdrawl sets in. It only seems to intensify as I bang the paper cup against the coffee maker in frustration. What would Mc Gruber do?...hmmmm. I begin to make my way through the sales cubicles- my vision wavering, just a few more steps....I reach Karen Hill's desk. Ah ha! There they are! Scissors! Karen is one of the few grown ups here allowed to have scissors. She forgot to lock the dawer. My heart is beating and my hands are shaking as I cut down my cup. The edges are jagged, but it will hold my medicine. For Christmas I am going to ask Santa for a real, and appropriately sized cup, Dunkin' K Cups, back-up paper cups, and scissors! I think I'm ready.         

Celeste