I think the first time I walked into Headlines in North Conway like 25 years ago was also the first time I saw a sign above the counter that read something like, "All water pipes are for tobacco use only. Any illegal reference will result in you being asked to leave the store." Now with the historic passage of marijuana legalization by Maine voters...can't we all just call it a bong?

Ian Stuart is Portland's premiere stoner comic. We can't wait to see a new sketch in response to Yes on 1 winning. In the meantime, here's another wicked funny one about the roach that never ends.