WATCH: First of the Year Forecast! [NSFW]

After a "mixed bag of sh*t" we'll be heading into the deep-freeze this week. Let's get the full forecast from our favorite thing about winter, the Hillbilly Weatherman! He is an excellent example of the Northeast Everyman. If you don’t know him, we’re pretty confident that you know some hearty, salty bastid very similah to him. We love gettin’ his reports ‘straight and to the point’ with plenty of ‘colorful’ adverbs, adjectives and good ol’ Northern New England pronunciation. WARNING: E-man's mouth is about as dirty as the snow on the roadside with lots of F-Bombs. But he’s a wicked good fella from New Hampshire who at the end of the forecast always reminds us to “have a good day”