WATCH: NH Humorist Builds an Ark

No more rain! No more rain! Those words are on everybody lips this month around here. All this soaking has got us wondering...WHY? Well Fred Marple is here checking in from Frost Heaves, New Hampshire with some ideas as to how come this is happening. By his estimate, "it has already been rainin' for 30 days and 30 nights." So he's decided that it's beyond time build a bigger boat.

We haven't heard from our wicked good buddy the Hillbilly Weatherman since the April Fools snow storm. I figured Fred could sorta fill in with some rain commentary. But if you want the salty language that you're used to with the Hillbilly, yer gonna have to wait. While he's rated R, Fred is rated G. Still f-in' funny though.