What Warning Label Would You Put On Your Ex?

Wouldn't it be so much easier if potential partners came with warning labels? What label would you put on your ex?  Maybe it would be "WARNING: May cause confusion and fatigue", or "Prolonged use could cause fast or irregular heartbeat"! Tell us what side effects the general public should  be made aware of on our Facebook fanpage!

Warning: May cause severe headaches and dizziness, alcohol may intensify these effects,

Celeste