Jon James is the former host of the Moose Morning Show
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Purgatory: One Minute for a Dead Guy to Ask Any Questions He Wants To [Video]
Imagine...you're suddenly in purgatory, informed that you are dead. You have so many questions. Luckily, the processor allows you one minute to ask whatever you want to ask. Sit back as fun ensues!
Jon Serenades His Turkey as it Thaws in the Bathtub [Video]
As I watched my frozen 24 pound turkey begin it's thawing process, I was struck by inspiration and song.
Ewwwwwe: Fish and Fish Guts Cover Road in Front of Windsor School [Song]
Yes...this is pretty gross. A truck hauling fish apparently "fishtailed" and spilled it's smelly load yesterday in front of Windsor Elementary. Figures, the fish would want out as soon as they knew they were going by a "school." I hope the kids enjoyed their cafeteria lunch of "fish sticks...
Rockland Man, Sick and Tired of Thugs Breaking Into His Home, Buys a Gun and Gets to Use it That Very Night [Video]
Harvey Lembo in Rockland was sick and tired of having his apartment broken into by losers looking for drugs and money. Finally, on Monday, he bought a gun. It's a vintage revolver. He put it, loaded, under his pillow. Monday night, someone broke into his apartment. Harvey was ready!
Wanna Be a Circus Performer? Portland’s Where You Can Train [VIDEO]
So, you want to be a circus acrobat? Or a main attraction at Cirque du Soleil? If the circus is your dream, Maine is the right place to be because the nation's only "circus school" is set to open here next Monday!