Johnny Depp

So this is why we don't see Johnny Depp on stage very often (ever?) at awards shows. Last night at the Hollywood Film Awards, Depp introduced the documentary ‘Supermensch,’ about legendary talent manager Shep Gordon, and immediately made it pretty clear that he was not sober-minded. “That's the weirdest microphone I've ever seen in my life,” he slurs—except, you know, it's just a regular microphone.

Every one has a bucket list. Many people, like myself, have an Aerosmith concert on that list. When I was 8 years old I had a piggy bank with a note on it that read: "Aerosmith Fund." Aerosmith has come to New England a few times since then, but I've never had the opportunity to partake in the fun...