From inches to ounces, philosophically speaking, none of this actually exists because (really) it's all in the mind. Heavy stuff.

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The "Units Of Measurement" Menu: "Time" - Pink Floyd / "The Weight" - The Band / "I Can See For Miles" - The Who / "One Of These Nights" - Eagles / "The First Cut Is The Deepest" - Rod Stewart / "I Can't Drive 55" - Sammy Hagar / "Your Time Is Gonna Come" - Led Zeppelin / "Moonlight Mile" - The Rolling Stones / "Another One Bites The Dust" - Queen / "Ten Foot Pole" - ZZ Top

Tomorrow (Thurs./, 9/27), it's left-overs with The "Units Of Measurement" Menu, Part 2. If you know how to multiply the length times the width, then times the height, you are way smarter than the Classic Lunch gang, no doubt. Idea's and formula's always welcome here at the web site and WBLM Facebook page.

"We tend to overvalue the things we can measure and undervalue the things we cannot." - John Hayes

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