Etsy Has Your grown Up Halloween Costumes For The Spirit of Portland Halloween Bash!

Our Spirit of Portland Halloween Bash is this Saturday night and if you haven't found a costume yet, you can get something original looking from Etsy. Check these elven lovers out, looking all hot in their cloaks! P.S., don't call them capes or they'll run you through with their silver elven swords. They aren't cheap, but they double as bedspreads, shower curtains or table cloths. Check them out at www.chrononautmercantile.com.

Maybe the cloaks are a little too pretty, or a little too pricey...Here's something else from Etsy. This Shark Hoodie sort of says, "Zero time, man. Zero effort. I'm just here for the boos."