It's like Wingham Binga's has a camera in my soul.

I literally have been down on myself lately. Feeling that scale taunting me with the few extra pounds. I'm not doing anything about it except feeling bad when I eat my feelings. But I love food so much, I don't want to deny myself these days. Plus, that whole winter thing and 'in nicer weather I'll be able to move more...' story I tell myself. And then there's Windham Binga's. Their signs make us laugh, but this one. This one on their Facebook page spoke to me personally.

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Yes! I already feel bad enough without you posting your awesome bod on Facebook or Instagram or TikTok or in public. Can't you put on some dumpy sweats to match my dumpy sweats? Can't you also just wait until all the snow goes away to possibly consider the possibility that you might start exercising?

And then there is the issue of the Windham Binga's speaking to me. This isn't the first time that the sign has cut to my soul. There was that time in 2017 when I got scammed in New York City and spent $60 (cash) on tickets to see Tina Fey at a comedy club. She was not at a comedy club that night in NYC.

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Or the time that I was there with my friends Wayne and Scott celebrating my birthday. I drove in with the sign saying one thing and left with the sign saying this!

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Jesus...they even spelled my name right. I love you Binga's in Windham. Thank you for always being the friend that says the right thing.

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