At the diner today, free fingerprinting and mug shots with every entree over ten dollars!

Iowa state Penitentiary c 1955. (Photo: Evans/Three Lions/Getty Images)

The "Crime Time!" Menu: "Twilight Zone" - Golden Earring / "Stealin'" - Uriah Heep / "Hey Joe" - The Jimi Hendrix Experience / "Gangster Of Love" - The Steve Miller Band / "Gallows Pole" - Led Zeppelin / "Bad Company" - Bad Company / "Jailbreak" - AC/DC / "Jailbreak" - Thin Lizzy / "Robbery, Assault & Battery" - Genesis / "Happiness Is A Warm Gun" - The Beatles / "Crime Of The Century" - Supertramp

Tomorrow (Thurs., 4/6): The "Beware Of Darkness" Menu. If you're starting to think there's thread of a connection going on between the menu's, you would be wrong so don't get any funny ideas, okay? Meantime, send all your Classic Lunch suggestions and tales of woe to us here on the web site and WBLM Facebook page. Tally-Ho!!!