Here is a cautionary tale regarding gambling. Four years ago a 22 year-old from New Zealand lost a poker bet that allowed his friends to change his name to whatever they wanted. However, he didn't realize they had followed through until he tried to renew his passport last week and learned that his legal name is now, in fact, "Full Metal Havoc More Sexy N Intelligent Than Spock And All The Superheroes Combined With Frostnova." I had to look up Frostnova, it's a World of Warcraft spell. The maximum length for a registered name is 100 characters and this one is 99. He can change his name back for $99, we don't know if Full Metal Yada Yada plans to welch on the bet. Have you lost a bet? Tell us of the humiliation you have suffered on our Facebook page

I double-dog dare you,