Etsy Find of the Week! Catsup/Mustard Guy for Hire [VIDEO]

I'm a fool for Etsy like ZZ Top is a fool for your stockings! Speaking of fools, lookey what I found! THE BEST BIRTHDAY GREETING EVER!!! What he lacks in physique, he makes up for with enthusiasm!

Check out one of his cards, available for the low, low price of $18.79 on Etsy! Lucky Sven!

I also found a woman who writes personal notes on her very beautiful breasts for a very fair price as well.

My birthday is August 25th, I am not difficult to buy for!

How much would you charge to rub condiments on your body for the pleasure of a birthday boy or girl? Set your rate on our Fan Page or tweet #storebrandmustard

I'm a Heinz girl myself.

Celeste