10 Bad Things Come To The First Person Who Complains About Heat

There always seems to be one in every crowd.  They are always the first to complain when it snows, rains...or even when the sun shines.  Well, Mainers have waited a long time for the weather that is going to grace us tomorrow....briefly.  So, for the first person who complains about the heat...here's what I wish for you:

1. I hope your ice cream melts all over your hands and there's no napkin to clean  yourself
2. I hope all your water bottles have holes in them
3. I hope your coworker eats fish next to you at work
4. I hope all the mosquitoes flock to you and suck every ounce of negativity out of you
5. I hope you have to hit every red traffic light while running 10 minutes late ALL day
6. I hope you only get the end of your favorite song on the radio
7. I hope your air conditioner smells like wet dog
8. I hope a bird poops on your face
9. I hope you get a bad case of walking farts
10. I hope you step on a lego

That'll teach ya for being so darn negative.