Can We Please Bring This Hunk of Cheesy Deliciousness to Maine?
If there's one thing we know about Maine -- and even more specifically, Portland -- it's that we are a bunch of foodies.
No matter your flavor -- whether it's seafood, fusion, Asian cuisine, Mexican, pub fare -- there's something for everyone in Maine, and more often than not that something ends up being one of the best somethings in the country, hands down.
Which is why it's a bit surprising that we don't have an offering like this in Maine, and that New Jersey beat us to the punch.
(Author's Note: PSA - this isn't going to be an anti-Jersey post, if that's what you're expecting. I got enough "Jersey Smells" insults out of my system when I was in college and my suitemates and I would all hurl sarcastic insults at each other -- what's up, Chris?)
The Big Cheese
To prove just how much food catches this author's eye on Instagram -- Spoiler: It's a lot -- while scrolling through Instagram, this big hunka-chunka-cheesy deliciousness popped up.
No, you're not having a medical episode right now that is affecting your vision -- you read that correctly. One. Pound. Of. Fried. Cheese. Log. All. Up. In. Your. Face.
Holy Donut x Slab Portland
While we don't have any place that offers a one-pound drool-worthy cheese log to weigh us down, we do have a collaboration that's returned after an insanely successful debut at the beginning of summer.
And while that's delicious and cheesy in its own right, it's still not a massive mozzarella stick that tips the scales -- literally. So, whether it's Slab or another place in or around Portland, any chance we can please get this added to a menu near us? Even if it's just for a limited run like the Slab Pizza Donut?
Please and thanks.