Do NOT Put Your Pineapple Upside Down in Your Grocery Cart!
Grocery shopping is hard enough without having to worry about your damn pineapple.
I like an occasional pineapple. But I'll be damned sure to NOT to put it upside down in my cart.
Apparently this is a 'signal' to let others know that you are a SWINGER! And it's not just in Maine - it's like a...thing!
Did you know this?
Have you done this?
Have you done this accidentally?
I may just stick to watermelon.