Well, we did it. Humans have made the most disgusting possible thing. A chance to taste the rainbow once on the way down…and again, on the way back up.

Clearly, nobody asked for this. And Skittles and French’s are obviously in on the joke – and what will likely be a brilliant marketing campaign that leads to a new TikTok challenge.

But it got me thinking, what new flavors would people want Skittles to add? More specifically, what would New Englanders want in a new Skittle?

I’ll tell you one thing right now: I’d gobble up a gallon of Dunkin’ coffee-flavored Skittles. I’d probably down some maple Skittles, too. But what about the masses? What about you?

I went on social media and asked, and you answered with flavors New Englanders want to see in a new Skittle:

THE INTRIGUING FLAVORS

Chocolate
Mango
Margarita
Coconut
Butterscotch
Watermelon
Blood Orange
Licorice
Peach
Tequila
Maple
Pineapple
Root Bear
Kiwi
Pina Colada
Apple
Blue Raspberry
Peppermint
Salted Caramel
Pomegranate
Marshmallow
Peanut Butter & Jelly

THE OUT-THERE FLAVORS

Pickle
Buttered Popcorn
Bacon
Ranch
Cottage Cheese
Barbecue
McRib
Liver (!)

THE “VERY NEW ENGLAND” FLAVORS

Lobster
Moxie
Clam
Chowder
Steamer
Crab
Fenway Franks
Whoopie Pie
Baked Beans
Friendly’s Frappe
Sam Adams
Jordan Marsh Blueberry Muffins (oh, I remember those!)
Cape Cod Potato Chip
Apple Cider
Fluffernutter
Egg Nogg
Hoodsie Cup

One reader suggested “Healthy ones” that won’t make us sick or “kill” us. Well, you might just be in luck, thanks to this Boston Celtic’s new candy company.