Looking For a Scary Clown? I Found Some in So. Po.! [PICS]

Whether you want to be a scary clown for Halloween, or you just want an automated one to hang out by the punch bowl at your party, I've found what you need! This clown mask looks extra creepy when it's on your face!

I went clown hunting at the Spirit Halloween Store in South Portland and this is what I found:

This automated clown's menacing presence doesn't translate as well in photos, but trust me-he's cray scary! He looks a bit like Alice Cooper in a Bozo costume.

I have a thing for haunted looking dolls. This one has the look, but I was disappointed with the sound effects. He stayed on the shelf, but did inspire me to create one of my own.

Up the horror factor with a mash-up of clown and scarecrow. I want to put him in our bathroom peering from behind the shower curtain!

There will be plenty of scary clowns at the social event of the season!

EVENT: SPIRIT OF PORTLAND HALLOWEEN BASH

Come enjoy a night of adult fun at the Spirit of Portland Halloween Bash on October 29th, 2016 from 8pm to Midnight at the Portland Exposition Building! Dance the night away to Live Music from Motor Booty Affair and Hello Newman. The bar will be stocked with Gritty’s beer, featuring their Halloween ale, as well as some frightful cocktails. This is a 21+ event.