I found this Craigslist post from a person in Hartland who needs a truck and just wants to spread the joy of magic hippie lettuce. Seems like a good trade.

"magic hippie lettuce (Hartland) 


The lord Jesus Christ has charged me with spreading the branches of the tree of life, the sacred hemp plant. Gods most precious gift,
i need a truck that will pass a maine sticker . thanks again . genesis 1;12
God Bless
Reverend Don
COLAA
Church of Love and acceptance."
Do you have a beater, stickered truck that you could pass along to Reverend Don? He's praying that you'll be in touch soon.