The Key To Looking Rich, Sweatpants?!

From the "Strange But True" files, according to a new survey of snooty shop assistants at high-end luxury boutiques, a sure fire tip that someone's loaded is...sweatpants! Sales girls at Armani and Christian Dior are psyched to see a client walk in wearing oversized sunglasses and sweatpants, because they are so rich, they don't have to prove it to anybody. Apparently the truly rich demonstrate their superiority by dressing way down. I can tell you that when I'm hitting Hannaford at 8 P.M. in my sweats on an emergency run for Overnite Pull-Ups, NOBODY is mistaking me for being wealthy! I do draw the line at pajama pants. A girl's gotta have her standards.

Celeste