Portland comic Ian Stuart challenges his buddy Bob to some living room shenanigans that will make you wonder if they can even make off the couch. They go head to head and puff to chug to determine who can make the best grilled cheese after 20 minutes of consumption.

Ian will smoke 3 joints and Bob will drink a 6-pack of beers. There's no sharing here. Each participant is dedicated to finishing their respective substances by themselves. Once that is completed they head to the kitchen. Who will produce the finest grilled cheese sandwich? High guy or drunk guy? Let's see what the judges have to say after the taste test.

Warning: This video contains language that some may find offensive and features beer guzzling and joint bogarting.