I've got some sort of weird magnetic field and/or pilot error when it comes to our coffee machine. This is our new one...the old one burst into smoke and flame when I did something trying to clean it last month. Today I somehow actually brewed the coffee in the water compartment instead of the pot. I call it Reverse-Brewing. I also am now putting on a long song and going downstairs to Dunkin Donuts where they know what they are doing.

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