There's a bathroom on the right... NO! There's a BAD MOON ON THE RISE!!! Blimpville is facing an epidemic of "Chronic Lyricosis."

This debilating affliction strikes hundreds of thousands of Americans every year. It ignores race, sex, orientation and musical genre. The above lyric is an early warning sign. If you have been singing, "there's a bathroom on the right...", then I urge you to seek help. Here are some of my favorites from this morning.

Take Me Down T Prairie Dog City - Guns N Roses

I'll Never Leave Your Pizza Burning - Rolling Stones

Big Old Jed Had A Light On - Steve Miller Band

And of course, the shout out to the Massengil lady product by Mannfred Mann's Earth band.