As serious as the situation still is, you ought to at least have some "fashionable alternatives" for whatcha gotta put on your face. We like these...

Michael Myers' Mask from the "Halloween" series - Iconic and guaranteed to help with every possible distancing scenario you're sure to encounter.

The Iron Mask from "The Man In The Iron Mask" - Although its intent was for punishment purposes, generally speaking we kinda like the idea of pretending to be Leonardo DiCaprio for a little while, anyways.

The Predator's Mask from the "Predator" series - While technically actually more of a helmet, the appeal of wearing something that enables you to stalk and kill prey has its charms.

Hannibal Lecter's Muzzle from "The Silence Of The Lambs" - Sturdy and vaguely demonic, this one's sure to please the meat-eating genius in the family. A classic that never goes out of style, too!

The Scream Mask from the "Scream" series - Doubles as a Halloween costume while also enabling one to enjoy the practice of clearing whatever aisle you need to get to at Hannaford.

Jason's Hockey Mask from the "Friday The 13th" series - Another iconic multi-purpose choice. You won't scare anyone with this one unless you're armed with a machete that's longer than your arm.

Darth Vadar's Mask from "Star Wars" may very well be the Mack Daddy of 'em all - If I'm remembering this correctly, its purpose was to keep him alive (right?), so that makes this one the top priority pick. No fogging up yer eyes, either.

Honorable Mention: Leatherface's mask in the original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre". Save for family gatherings.

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