Our good buddy Teagan Wright is checkin' in from the fishin' boat once again. If you ain't dialed into this fellah yet, you gotta get right and follow his stuff. His spot-on wicked Mainah "Sternman" charactah from upta Hahpswell is always wicked funny.

This time he's "contemplatin’ the finah things, ya know like why the frig is my life such a sh*t show. (Looks at empty Allen’s bottle) Oh yeah." It's kinda like "Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy" the Maine Edition.

WARNING: This video is wicked funny and you may lose your ass from laughing. The Sternman also uses very salty language suitable fuh fishin', so it's not safe for the office.

Watch the next episode of Teagan's Maine travel/adventure show From Away this Saturday night at 7:30 on Maine's CW WPXT.