This Halloween sign that I found on Etsy just puts the creepy holiday in perspective. Scary, but true! Here's more from the listing:

"Halloween is by far the safest day to kill a person & leave them in a chair on your porch.Maybe with a bowl of candy? The day after though you for sure need to have a plan...Sign measures 10"x5.5""

Looking for something different to give the little monsters? How about some Devil's Poop?
Maybe putting together a full costume isn't in the cards for you this year, check out these Zipper Eyes tattoos! These are all the Halloween look you need.
If tasteless is your speed, you'll be in good company at our Spirit of Portland Halloween Bash! It's this Saturday night at The Portland Expo, get your tix now!