Making Grilled Cheese High Vs. Drunk In Portland, Maine [NSFW]

Here's ridiculously fantastic contest to watch as we celebrate 4/20 in Maine today.

Portland comic Ian Stuart put this video up on YouTube in 2015. You probably know him best as "Mark" from the Welcome To Maine comedy series we've been featuring here since last August.

"Mark" and "Troy" (played by James Theberge) have been keepin' us howlin' with laughs and schoolin' us on Maine history for months.

If you haven't check 'em out yet, do yourself a favor and click that highlighted link above. You will laugh wicked hahd.  "Ohhhhhhhhh Yuht!"

We've been fans of Ian's comedy for many years now. The skit we are bringing back today seems to be quite fitting for the stoner's annual holiday. In it, Ian Stuart challenges his buddy Bob to some living room shenanigans that will make you wonder if they can even make off the couch.

They go head-to-head and puff-to-chug, all to determine who can make the best grilled cheese after 20 minutes of consumption. Will it be the high guy or the drunk guy?

Ian will smoke 3 joints and Bob will drink a 6-pack of beers. There's no sharing here. Each participant is dedicated to finishing their respective substances by themselves. Once that is completed, hopefully they can make it off the couch and head to the kitchen.

Who do you think will create the finest grilled cheese sandwich?

Let's watch the process and see what the judges have to say after the taste test.

Warning: This video contains language that some may find offensive and features beer guzzling and joint bogarting.