WATCH: Maine Woman Selling Moose Poop Tacky Trinkets

We're not sure why anyone would need holiday ornaments or a clock with moose droppings next to each number so you know when it's "one turdy". But, this Maine woman's enthusiasm for gifts made with moose poop might actually convince you to buy 'em.

She had a booth at the Common Ground Country Fair in Unity over the weekend for "Tirdy Works...Wicked Good Moose Tirds All Organic Made In Maine". Fortunately, her fast talking persuasive spiel was captured on video by Carol Richard and posted to our favorite new Facebook page, Maine As F*ck.