WATCH: Fitzy Looks Back on the Most Unreal Moment Evah! [NSFW]

We all witnessed the miracle. We are still amazed that the only time the Patriots were ahead, was when they won 34-28 in the first ever overtime with the greatest comeback in Superbowl history!  The Patriots brought the Lombardi trophy home to New England for a fifth time with the obligatory Duck Boat Victory Parade. Bob Kraft, Tom Brady and Bill Belichick all expressed their love and gratitude for Pats Nation. Gronk chugged brewskis and spiked the cans. Now we have a perfect finish to an unbelievably perfect week with a look back on what the hell just happened with our old pal, Fitzy.

He also includes 4 very important rules for us all to follow from here on in:

• "You don't change the radio in somene else's cah."
• "You don't talk sex with your father-in-law."
• "You don't log on to Facebook unless you're prepared for 9,000 political diatribes."
• "And you don't evah, EVAH count out Tom F-ing Brady!" Buuuurrrrrppppppp!!!!