Here’s What Happens To Mainers When They Hear This Dirty Joke Punchline

The Captain and Celeste told the setup of a really dirty joke this morning. The punchline is wayyyyy to dirty to say on the air so we had listeners call in to the studio to hear it. Then we edited out the punchline and played just the hilarious reactions from our listeners. We got HUNDREDS of calls. In fact, Tommy C and Guru are STILL getting them! If you want to hear the punchline, tune in tomorrow morning. Captain and Celeste will give it out.  Now, if you need a laugh get ready because it's going to be impossible NOT to laugh when you hear these listeners react to hearing the dirty joke punchline. You people are too funny.

The Joke:

A woman walked into a tattoo parlor to get 2 tattoos. She wanted a Christmas tree on her left thigh and a turkey on the right thigh. When they were done the tattoo artist asked why the woman why she wanted these tattoos. The woman replied.....